Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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