she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
