I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bet he comes in French.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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