i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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