What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Randomize
