So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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