I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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