GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
dude. I can hear the air.
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