I didn't shave. On purpose
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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