He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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