i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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