you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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