Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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