To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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