super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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