I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
tell me about the fingering
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