just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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