Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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