no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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