Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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