she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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