you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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