So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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