I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
