hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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