I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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