He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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