quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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