gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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