I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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