I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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