im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
