I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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