talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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