i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
