I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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