He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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