Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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