Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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