no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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