how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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