I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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