Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
