its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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