This gyro tastes like lonliness
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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