Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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