We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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