what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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