Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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