At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
