I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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