I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
this will be a night to untag.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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