More tranny stories later!
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
