I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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