Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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